Sunday, November 15, 2009

F1 another money sinkhole for malaysia?

What the heck? Whose idea was this? Don't tell me it those guys again! I started to watch F1 back in 1999 , that wonderful year when Malaysia first hosted a F1 race. There was so much hoo hah about everything. There should be. we were putting our mark on the world. We were telling everybody that we could do this and we delivered good. what were doing back then? uniting people? Were we collecting donations for some blind kids in some god forsaken 'rumah anak yatim'? We were doing business. That was it. Why the hell cant we just stick to that? What the hell is all this shit about uniting people thru F1? What next ? A special F1 song for malaysia? Whats going on here then? Just some lame bloody excuse for some assholes to make money and make it sound legitimate?
The truth is F1 is a financial sinkhole. Let me tell you why that is so.
Firstly, what the hell do you mean by saying that F1 is all about big business? To actually put up a F1 team on the track we need shit load of money man. i am not talking millions but bloody billions. and where is all this money going to come from? From our pockets of course. the taxes are going to increase, our paychecks are going to be cut and to make up for the hightaxes the bloody capitalists are going to increase the prices of goods... and hallelujah for all the small guys!
And lets not forget one more important thing here. F1 's going to really fucking embarass us to hell. Why? Can anyone of you pick out a potential Malaysian driver to put behind the wheel of an F1 car? Neither can I. Why? Because there's no one there la. And dei... dont talk about that Alex Yoong fellow la dei. Already given him the chance last time and whats the result? A fucking zero! Just pity that poor magnum Corporation to have had to pay up for all the mess. So.. we have to hire one white fellow from America or Europe to do the job. What a shame. We are paying thru our noses to put the malaysian flag on some guy's racing helmet and it is not a Malaysian. Yup that's going to be reality man. And do you think he or she (whatever) is going to come cheap? No way man. Their paychecks going to be a hundred times bigger in size than the regular hardworking local doctor who is really doing something good for the society. Try bringing your father who maybe having a heart attack to a F1 driver and see what happens. Or wait a minute, I got a better idea..bring to Tony Fernandez's house and see what his rottweiler dogs do to you. And what about the engineers man? Which malaysian engineer are you going to select for the job? How many? There is none to start with. If they were in existence where are those goons when Proton , our failing national car maker company need them the most? They should be coming up with designs that should have made Proton's sales to go through the roof. Yeah right. Therefore, the guys behind the curtains are also going to be some white guys with hefty paychecks. You now what.. I am going to resign my job as a doctor and go for F1 la wei.Better right? And in conclusion what is the picture here? A Malaysian team, a Malaysian principal but others are all white guys. yup... a real Malaysian spirit. Malaysia boleh maa!
and what the hell does this Tony fernandez and Mokhzani mean by saying F1 is real big business.? hey man.. how do you make money? by making others buy our products. we buy some Ferrari F1 merchandise and Ferarri makes money . But think.. how many Schumacher posters do you have at home? i have none.Why? because we are not those crazy Americans who live by their credit cards man. we believe in savings and we dont want to waste any money on those insignificant things, at least not in difficult times like this. by the way how many European guys or girls are going to buy posters of Malaysian drivers or the wonderful 1Malaysia team and stick it on their walls? Yeah.. go on dreaming! We are not going to sell any merchandise shit to anyone. Malaysia is being named a terrorist country, remember? Hey wait, maybe we can sell something to the Talibans. Look what happened to the giant car maker named Toyota and Honda. After 7 years and RM 11.8 billion, they said sayonara suckers and fled before their whole ship sinks in. We in the other hand are just too arrogant and confident with our Petronas money. Wait till those oil wells dry up and lets see where Petronas going to flush money into the toilet like this.
And lastly lets look at the team leaders line up. There's this Mokhzani and Tony. Hey look, just because this tony fellow can fly airplanes that does not mean he cant make wonders on an F1 team. Why do we want to believe in Midas's touch in him. What the hell does he know about f1 cars? You see the other bosses in F1 Flavio Briotore, Montezuemolo, Prost, Brawn and many others are all from the automobile world. They grew up in that world. And Tony? And worst ...Mokhzani? Go check out his track record la..
Finally, bad drivers, bad management, bad invesment. I hope Mr. Tony's Air Asia just doesn't go bankrupt because of this shit kind of gamble. Good Luck Tony! Dont say we did not warn you!

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